Chorus:
I’m gonna wrap myself in paper
I’m gonna dab myself with glue
Stick some stamps on top of my head
I’m gonna mail myself to you
I’m gonna tie me up in a red string
I’m gonna tie blue ribbons, too
I’m gonna climb up in my mailbox
I’m gonna mail myself to you
Repeat Chorus:
When you see me in your mailbox
Cut the string and let me out
Wash the glue off of my fingers
Stick some bubble gum in my mouth
Repeat Chorus:
Take me out of my wrapping paper
Wash the stamps off of my head
Pour me full of ice cream sodies
Put me in my nice warm bed
Repeat Chorus: